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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 21, 2008 21:52:49 GMT -5
If you're at all like me, then you were born to ski... At Blackwater Valley Mountain Ski Resort, located in beautiful Melungeon, MI.
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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 22, 2008 11:18:25 GMT -5
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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 22, 2008 11:21:48 GMT -5
I hope you didn't get the wrong idea... Blackwater Valley Songs pocket translator! Need to talk to an Italian? Maybe you're stranded at a Melungeon Airport and can't read the signs? It fits in your pocket and can translate anything (except Esperanto, no one speaks it anyway)!
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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 22, 2008 11:25:45 GMT -5
As the Nicotine courses through your veins... try rolling a Blackwater Valley Cigarette. The freshest Appalachian Tobacco packaged with recycled rolling paper, and is perfect for letting your deadbeat friend bum one off of you in the cool nights as you wonder your hometown!
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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 22, 2008 11:28:39 GMT -5
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Post by jaiss1k on Sept 22, 2008 11:31:51 GMT -5
You know how cold she can get... buy her Blackwater Valley Songs electric Blankets! On those coldest of Winter Nights you can snuggle up under the radiant heat of your new Blackwater Valley Songs Electric Blanket!
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Post by jt on Sept 28, 2008 12:10:19 GMT -5
and on the road it's hard to know when your tire pressure's low.
try new blackwater valley songs air pressure gauges!
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Post by jaiss1k on Oct 13, 2008 7:30:41 GMT -5
How can a man be forgiven in the City of Brotherly Love? With Blackwater Valley Songs Confessional Booths (now in Catholic and Protestant).
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Post by jaiss1k on Oct 13, 2008 7:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by john brumbaugh on Oct 13, 2008 21:36:07 GMT -5
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Post by patrick on Nov 12, 2008 9:15:26 GMT -5
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Post by patrick on Nov 12, 2008 9:18:15 GMT -5
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Post by Marcelo on Nov 20, 2008 14:26:43 GMT -5
I actually heard vinegar works wonders as a hair cleaning product. Does Blackwater Valley Songs plan on adding something like that to their extensive line of products?
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Post by jaiss1k on Nov 25, 2008 13:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by jaiss1k on Dec 9, 2008 2:31:21 GMT -5
And when she puts on that white dress, you should call Blackwater Valley Songs Snow Removal. Any driveway, any town, any tool (Steelcore, Rake, Trashcan Shovel, Spade, Shoes, Salty Dogs...)
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